Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems (2026)

Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems is a film from 2026. It is catalogued under Comedy, Crime.

Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.

TMDB records an audience rating of 2.2/10 based on 3 votes.

Release date: February 11, 2026 · Runtime: 96 minutes · Original language: French · Original title: Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines

Director: Claude Schmitz · Cast: Francis Soetens as Francis Conrad, Rodolphe Burger as Alain Crab

Genres: Comedy, Crime